Introduction to EXPLOSION MAGIC!

2018/8/23 posted in  Offtopics

North Korea has Missiles

Terrorists have bombs

Other countries have whatever they have

But We Have

EXPLOOOOSIOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN MAGICCCCCCC
Here’s how.
I DO NOT RECOMMEND THAT ANYBODY TRIES TO DO THIS, YOU COULD EASILY BE KILLED, OR KILL SOMEONE ELSE. I REALLY MEAN IT

We need

You can get everything without any trouble, even in East Turkestan.
* Silly putty 400g
* Gelatin 30g
* Rubbing alcohol 500g
* Essential oil 1L
* Petrolatum 500ml
* Yarn (Polyester) 60cm
* Pipe cleaner like THIS
* Hydrometer
* Enamel keeper(Big)
* Cornstarch

Procedures

  1. Add 600ml water in your enamel keeper, heat it until it boils.
  2. Add gelatin, mix it, then remove from heat.
  3. Add 120ml oil and stir. You should notice a thin layer of solids.
  4. Scrape off the solids, and put them in a small container. Freeze the container.
  5. Blend the petroleum jelly, oil, putty, and cornstarch. Insert the hydrometer and keep blending till you get reading of 15.
  6. CAREFULLY get the small container out of the fridge, stir it VERY CAREFUL.
  7. Take approximately 1/3 of your compound, CAREFULLY form it in to a ball.
  8. Form another ball, slightly smaller than the first one, and dip it into the wax. This ball should be on the top of the first. Then make the last ball, smaller, and put it on the top.
  9. Insert pipe cleaner to the center of the second ball. Then insert the pipe cleaners on opposite sides in 3-tiered shape.
  10. Tie the yarn around the compound loosely.
  11. Mark your bomb as class 2 explosive. REMEMBER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAKE YOUR OWN EXPLOSIVES IF YOU DO NOT MARK THEM PROPERLY.

AGAIN: I DO NOT RECOMMEND THAT ANYBODY TRIES TO DO THIS.