Introduction to EXPLOSION MAGIC!

North Korea has Missiles

Terrorists have bombs

Other countries have whatever they have

But We Have

EXPLOOOOSIOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN MAGICCCCCCC
Here’s how.
I DO NOT RECOMMEND THAT ANYBODY TRIES TO DO THIS, YOU COULD EASILY BE KILLED, OR KILL SOMEONE ELSE. I REALLY MEAN IT

We need

You can get everything without any trouble, even in East Turkestan.
* Silly putty 400g
* Gelatin 30g
* Rubbing alcohol 500g
* Essential oil 1L
* Petrolatum 500ml
* Yarn (Polyester) 60cm
* Pipe cleaner like
THIS
* Hydrometer
* Enamel keeper(Big)
* Cornstarch

Procedures

  1. Add 600ml water in your enamel keeper, heat it until it boils.
  2. Add gelatin, mix it, then remove from heat.
  3. Add 120ml oil and stir. You should notice a thin layer of solids.
  4. Scrape off the solids, and put them in a small container. Freeze the container.
  5. Blend the petroleum jelly, oil, putty, and cornstarch. Insert the hydrometer and keep blending till you get reading of 15.
  6. CAREFULLY get the small container out of the fridge, stir it VERY CAREFUL.
  7. Take approximately 1/3 of your compound, CAREFULLY form it in to a ball.
  8. Form another ball, slightly smaller than the first one, and dip it into the wax. This ball should be on the top of the first. Then make the last ball, smaller, and put it on the top.
  9. Insert pipe cleaner to the center of the second ball. Then insert the pipe cleaners on opposite sides in 3-tiered shape.
  10. Tie the yarn around the compound loosely.
  11. Mark your bomb as class 2 explosive. REMEMBER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAKE YOUR OWN EXPLOSIVES IF YOU DO NOT MARK THEM PROPERLY.

AGAIN: I DO NOT RECOMMEND THAT ANYBODY TRIES TO DO THIS.

2018/8/23 posted in  Offtopics

Thoughts on the Nintendo Switch

This past weekend marked the first time the public got their hands on the newest console coming from Nintendo, the Nintendo Switch. The Switch’s first look and other imagery has shown what looks like an older target audience than kids and families, a switch (no pun intended) from Nintendo’s other consoles. So will it make a good family console, like the Wii U?

I had a chance to get my hands on it and I’m convinced the Switch will be our next must-have console for the entire family. “Nintendo Switch is for everyone,” Cindy Gordon, Nintendo’s VP of Corporate Affairs told me. Here are a few reasons why you should consider picking it up for family.

The game line-up is as great as you’d expect — and more.

There are some things you can anticipate when a new Nintendo console is announced — a new Legend of Zelda, a new Mario adventure, and memorable party games are just a few of Nintendo’s area of expertise that gamers have come to expect, and the Switch will deliver on all of those. (Super Mario Odyssey is such a big adventure, however, that it won’t be available until later in the year.)

But the Nintendo Switch is also branching out into new games and franchises that have never been on a Nintendo system before. The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, FIFA, and NBA 2K are also headed to the Switch, and Nintendo is committed to working with third-party developers for an even more diverse offering of games.

The Switch is incredibly portable.

Easily the most appealing part of the Nintendo Switch is the hassle-free portability. The screen quickly and simply undocks from the console, the Joy-Con controllers attach to the side, and you instantly have a portable game with high-quality graphics that look just as good as they do on the TV.

If you’ve ever dreamed about playing Skyrim during a long flight or the kids having Splatoon battles in the backseat on the way to Grandma’s, the Switch is about to make that a reality–without any cords or mess, said Gordon. Battery life ranges from two-and-a-half to six-and-a-half hours, depending on the game. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild will last about three hours before needing to recharge, estimated Gordon.

The controllers are made for hands of all sizes.

The Switch’s controllers, known as Joy-Con, are surprisingly small and can fit hands of all sizes and ages. “Joy-Con are little technological feats of innovation that pack a powerful punch,” Gordon said.

The innovative design allows different ways to play depending on the game you’re playing. Attach it to the sides of the screen for gaming on the go, use it as a traditional controller, or pull the two pieces apart and use them similar to Wiimotes. Kids and adults alike will appreciate the flexibility.

When separated, you can also turn the Joy-Con horizontally and use it in a style similar to the original NES controller. I had the chance to play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with it in that manner, however, and even my small hands started to cramp a little due to the tiny controller. Parents may want to pick up the Pro Controller if they’ll be doing just as much gaming as the kids.

Parental controls are built in.

You know.

2017/12/19 posted in  Offtopics

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